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Directions:
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 8
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 14
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 16
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 23
41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 29
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 36
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 38
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 42
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x]When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 49
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
GRAND TOTAL: 54
Wow, I definitely do stupid things more than 54% of the time. I'm like, made of stupid. hahaha. Immaturity. They should have "have ever said 'in my pants' after every sentence for any length of time" or "Have gotten so distracted you started drooling" .... I'm SO much more retarded than that. Hahahaha
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 8
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 14
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 16
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 23
41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 29
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 36
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 38
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 42
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x]When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 49
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
GRAND TOTAL: 54
Wow, I definitely do stupid things more than 54% of the time. I'm like, made of stupid. hahaha. Immaturity. They should have "have ever said 'in my pants' after every sentence for any length of time" or "Have gotten so distracted you started drooling" .... I'm SO much more retarded than that. Hahahaha
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BLOOD BELONGS IN YOUR BODY.
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Blood belongs in your body. (In one way or another.) It doesn't belong in a tube. Nor does it belong in the medical equivalent of a ziplock bag.
I donated blood yesterday.
Horrifying, yes.
Shocking, definitely, given my fear of needles.
This is the down side of being a spontaneous person.
Deciding randomly on a road trip to Pennsylvania, good.
Deciding randomly to get blood drawn, bad.
You know those movies, when the character's like "NOOOO, ______! Don't be a hero!" when the other character is about to do something really heroically stupid?
Don't be a hero. LOL.
Why? Because I told myself, 'Hey, nothing's gonna happen. It's to save someone's life. Stop being scared, you'll be fine.'
AND WHAT HAPPENS??
Well, first of all, I get stuck with a total idiot. An asian guy, I think his name was Andrew. But then again, I could be wrong, considering HIS NAMETAG WAS ON UPSIDE DOWN.
He was horrifying.
The stuff of nightmares.
An old asian guy with a creepy smile and a limp and his nametag.... OH, THE HORROR!
He looked like a serial killer!
Okay, maybe I only think that because of my tendency for Japanese Horror Movies....
But he definitely did!! (((AND I HEAR NOW THAT EARLIER HE HAD "MUTILATED" SOME OTHER GIRL'S ARM! FUCKING IDIOT.)))
Anyway... Everything went fairly smoothly-- Well, except for the fact that he stuck the needly in my vein on the outside of my arm, rather than my good vein in the middle, but I didn't think anything of it-- until the end.
Towards the end, I was feeling fine but my blood had stopped flowing. So, the guy shoved the WHOLE NEEDLE into my arm. I was horrified, but fine. I didn't say anything...
A few minutes after that, it all went downhill.
All of a sudden, I started feeling lightheaded. I sort of felt... disoriented.
I mentioned it to "Andrew" but he didn't really do anything. The lightheadedness got progressively worse until all of a sudden I was on my back with my legs up and an ice pack under my head. My mom (NO idea where she came from, being as I had done this in school) was above me and some of my blood was on the floor (which happened when he pulled the needle out... idiot.)
I could see, but everything was dark and dim. People were talking at me but I couldn't hear, nor could I reply.
It was disgusting.
Every surface on my body ached... It really felt like I was dying.
At one point, I had actually started crying because it was so scary.
The first thing I can remember is my mom saying how proud she was of me, and the only thing I managed to say was, "I'm not doing that again..."
................................................... Maybe I WILL donate again. As long as I get someone who knows what they're doing. Not a crazy, serial killer limpy asian man with an upside down nametag.
I donated blood yesterday.
Horrifying, yes.
Shocking, definitely, given my fear of needles.
This is the down side of being a spontaneous person.
Deciding randomly on a road trip to Pennsylvania, good.
Deciding randomly to get blood drawn, bad.
You know those movies, when the character's like "NOOOO, ______! Don't be a hero!" when the other character is about to do something really heroically stupid?
Don't be a hero. LOL.
Why? Because I told myself, 'Hey, nothing's gonna happen. It's to save someone's life. Stop being scared, you'll be fine.'
AND WHAT HAPPENS??
Well, first of all, I get stuck with a total idiot. An asian guy, I think his name was Andrew. But then again, I could be wrong, considering HIS NAMETAG WAS ON UPSIDE DOWN.
He was horrifying.
The stuff of nightmares.
An old asian guy with a creepy smile and a limp and his nametag.... OH, THE HORROR!
He looked like a serial killer!
Okay, maybe I only think that because of my tendency for Japanese Horror Movies....
But he definitely did!! (((AND I HEAR NOW THAT EARLIER HE HAD "MUTILATED" SOME OTHER GIRL'S ARM! FUCKING IDIOT.)))
Anyway... Everything went fairly smoothly-- Well, except for the fact that he stuck the needly in my vein on the outside of my arm, rather than my good vein in the middle, but I didn't think anything of it-- until the end.
Towards the end, I was feeling fine but my blood had stopped flowing. So, the guy shoved the WHOLE NEEDLE into my arm. I was horrified, but fine. I didn't say anything...
A few minutes after that, it all went downhill.
All of a sudden, I started feeling lightheaded. I sort of felt... disoriented.
I mentioned it to "Andrew" but he didn't really do anything. The lightheadedness got progressively worse until all of a sudden I was on my back with my legs up and an ice pack under my head. My mom (NO idea where she came from, being as I had done this in school) was above me and some of my blood was on the floor (which happened when he pulled the needle out... idiot.)
I could see, but everything was dark and dim. People were talking at me but I couldn't hear, nor could I reply.
It was disgusting.
Every surface on my body ached... It really felt like I was dying.
At one point, I had actually started crying because it was so scary.
The first thing I can remember is my mom saying how proud she was of me, and the only thing I managed to say was, "I'm not doing that again..."
................................................... Maybe I WILL donate again. As long as I get someone who knows what they're doing. Not a crazy, serial killer limpy asian man with an upside down nametag.
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Guess What!
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I finally got around to writing the Prologue for EPITAPH, thank fucking god. Despite the fact that I'm backwards... I'm finally getting shit done.
I bought a little mini laptop (an Acer)(her name's Tiny) so that I'd be able to type the whole book up on there, turns out that was a brilliant idea.
Finally found my fucking USB, so glad cuz now I have my damn book.
I'm working with a Canon Elph for right now, as far as photo goes, which really isn't that bad cuz it has 14.7 megapixels. Which is awesome, but I miss my fucking rebel.
Other than that, just trying to get this book done at some point in life, it's a bit harder now that I'm working again and you know, actually TRYING in school. Not to mention my already-part-time job... Things are getting overloaded but I really hope I can get EPITAPH done, it was supposed to be done in fucking December... -_- I hate deadlines. Maybe next december lol...
Alright, fuck it, official deadline for EPITAPH, let it be done or let it burn is...........................
JUNE 21, 2009.
I bought a little mini laptop (an Acer)(her name's Tiny) so that I'd be able to type the whole book up on there, turns out that was a brilliant idea.
Finally found my fucking USB, so glad cuz now I have my damn book.
I'm working with a Canon Elph for right now, as far as photo goes, which really isn't that bad cuz it has 14.7 megapixels. Which is awesome, but I miss my fucking rebel.
Other than that, just trying to get this book done at some point in life, it's a bit harder now that I'm working again and you know, actually TRYING in school. Not to mention my already-part-time job... Things are getting overloaded but I really hope I can get EPITAPH done, it was supposed to be done in fucking December... -_- I hate deadlines. Maybe next december lol...
Alright, fuck it, official deadline for EPITAPH, let it be done or let it burn is...........................
JUNE 21, 2009.
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Inspiration, anyone??
1 min read
So my camera, HOPEFULLY will be fixed today, and I will HOPEFULLY be running around Edison taking pictures of freaking EVERYTHING today... I miss it dearly 
Than maybe I'll get off my lazy ass and do something for once! Inspiration, anyone??
Than maybe I'll get off my lazy ass and do something for once! Inspiration, anyone??
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Friday the 13th
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Hey, it's Friday the 13th! Usually a lucky day for me... However, I just got my report card [whoopdie shit, as Jarrett would say.] Why does this suck, my dear readers? Well, because I SUCK. -_-;
However, it can be played as a good thing!
It goes as follows:
Marking Period 1:
English 3-1, Mitchell, F.
Algebra 2-2, Schrancz, C-.
Chemistry 1-1, Hu, D.
US History 2-1, Kirkpatrick, C-.
Phys Ed, Harris, F.
Photography, Bauer, B.
Auto Tech 2, Iannace, B-.
Marking Period 2:
English 3-1, Mitchell, D.
Algebra 2-2, Schrancz, F.
Chemistry 1-1, Hu, F.
US History 2-1, Kirkpatrick, C-.
Phys Ed, Harris, D.
Photography, Bauer, A-.
Auto Tech 2, Iannace, B+.
True, I failed Algebra 2 and Chem..... But the good news is I'm doing A LOT better now!
Other than that, I went UP in every class...
AND I didn't fail gym, which I have done for oh, EVERY MARKING PERIOD IN MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL CAREER. Which means I have a chance to avoid summer school this year, which means I can go to London and Hawaii and Egypt and Florida or California or whatever!
I deserve a cookie.
And I REALLY wanna go to London...
However, it can be played as a good thing!
It goes as follows:
Marking Period 1:
English 3-1, Mitchell, F.
Algebra 2-2, Schrancz, C-.
Chemistry 1-1, Hu, D.
US History 2-1, Kirkpatrick, C-.
Phys Ed, Harris, F.
Photography, Bauer, B.
Auto Tech 2, Iannace, B-.
Marking Period 2:
English 3-1, Mitchell, D.
Algebra 2-2, Schrancz, F.
Chemistry 1-1, Hu, F.
US History 2-1, Kirkpatrick, C-.
Phys Ed, Harris, D.
Photography, Bauer, A-.
Auto Tech 2, Iannace, B+.
True, I failed Algebra 2 and Chem..... But the good news is I'm doing A LOT better now!
Other than that, I went UP in every class...
AND I didn't fail gym, which I have done for oh, EVERY MARKING PERIOD IN MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL CAREER. Which means I have a chance to avoid summer school this year, which means I can go to London and Hawaii and Egypt and Florida or California or whatever!
I deserve a cookie.
And I REALLY wanna go to London...
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